20 Classic, Cheerful And Completely Comical Cat Tumblr Posts From The Funniest Platform On The Web For Some Good Monday Morning Vibes

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    Font - hoppers-eleven My neighbor is a hardcore drunk. Like, 9am and dude is drinking vodka, but he had a cat that's pretty much his honest to god caregiver because I have seen this cat visibly screaming at this man to keep him from hurting himself and sometimes when he hasn't been outside for a while, the cat will scream at my door until I go outside to knock on the door to check on him. Cats are literal angels. dragonkitty I have a cat named a Kitty Pryde who has an extra thumb and these giant
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    Rectangle - crowtatoes erlanis Follow rogueninja Follow if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for wwwwyamd Follow ... #certainly not their brain 63k notes
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    Font - archliches Follow Jan 22 ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead 158,768 notes D
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    Rectangle - patrexes fun fact my cat & i are both blind so we accidentally run into each other sometimes, but bc im much louder than he is, when we get close to each other he chirps to warn me he's there BUND PERSON actuallyblind Thank u for sharing this is beautiful solidarity
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    Nose - orjasm Follow had the worst toast-buttering experience today orjasm Follow @theindomitablerioghan artist rendition Using arm to hold plate Col butter No Glasses THE Cat likes butter
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    Rectangle - 104 valeria2067 Theologians: Animals can't sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way. Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullsh t.
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    Font - Nassim B. 4 months ago I had a cat that used to sleep with me, and once she had given birth to 4 kittens, she brought them to me at night to bed, so I got scared to smash them by accident and went to sleep downstairs in the living room, after 10 mins she comes to sleep with me, then goes upstairs and bring her kittens one by one.... can we call that trust? Reply · 520 meggannn how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh claricechiarasorcha I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and t
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    Font - writing-prompt-s Follow Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it's divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus. lesbitomboyish Follow Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered. Source: writing-prompt-s
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    Cat - REI tilthat TIL that a cat once co-authored a physics paper. In 1975, a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realized that he had used 'we' instead of 'I' throughout, despite being the sole author. Not wanting to edit the paper, he listed his cat, Chester, as a co-author. via http://ift.tt/2pvbu4c mikkeneko This is the cat, by the way: I trust him doomsniffer Ok but the best part is, physicists loved the joke. When people called the author's university a
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    Product - prokopetz Follow As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who's really in charge, but let's be honest here: my cats think they're in charge, but they're also f cking dumb sses. It's sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-su ffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes. chiribomb Me, disentangling my cat's claw from the blankets for the third time: Very good, sir.
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    Font - saturniata ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk kawaii-kozume Oh? Would you elaborate? saturniata okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying "hewwo" so since then I started saying "hewwo" instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely "hewwo"like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo's a day but now that you have backstor
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    Font - amygdalan-arm Follow If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute flopsy-art Follow #a cat wrote this #this is fake i tried it and my cat f ckin ate my chip #this is cat propoganda *WWHEEZEE* O 38,954 notes
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    Font - shittycryptids a teleporting cat. It's just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else defectivegembrain that's just a cat axmxz literally any cat
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    Font - N historical-nonfiction The First Japanese Cats May Have Been Royal No one is quite sure how cats arrived in Japan. The most supported hypotheses are that they traveled down the silk road from Egypt to China and Korea, and eventually made the hop to Japan. Why they came across also is debated. They may have come as ratters guarding precious Buddhist sutras written on vellum, or as expensive gifts traded between emperors. They may have been both, at different times. The first evidence that
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    Font - lesbianshepard "This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher." satirizing i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon...i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so f ckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like "we call her stevie. it's short for de th metal steve" or "this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones" thank u
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    Font - hijabby I'm screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my "studio" which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying, so like I'm in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting a
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    Font - siniristiriita Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she'll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat's neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them. You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and yo
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    Blue - pastelbunn Follow siniristiriita cat: hey you gonna eat that? human: uh, that's a rat. They've been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don't eat them, they eat our food. cat: free game then. Cool. human: be my guest. cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter. humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don't get stepped on. cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don't want predators finding them. human:
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    Font - redstonedust love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like, ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please. mocksyoucondescendingly Follow Follow #ah. #you have plopped me onto the floor? #happens all the time my man #pardon me while i hop back onto the counter that is covered in jalapenos lordnot Follow As someone who
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    Font - halfbakedpoet I know tumblr has accepted the whole "cat's internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child" thing but what if a cat's internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol halfbakedpoet -scratching the floor near their bowl- "Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses." halfbakedpoet -sitting in the window- "What's it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it..." halfbakedpoet "Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn't feeds us i

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